Wait...what?

Oh, irony.

RT @ShellsSoMagic: She looks like she's got 3 fingers in her right now wtf
RT @DontDoGayShit: lmao --> http://twitpic.com/8eyvk4

Millie Jackson was nasty.

I'll fully admit to you that I didn't quite know exactly what to do after I stumbled across this video, but I figured that if I had to endure it, then someone else should, too. The grinding, the moans, the crotch grabbing, and squatting was much more than I ever expected.

I don't really think this video requires much commentary. Millie's....uhhhh...."work" speaks for itself. I will say this, though: This performance makes Adina Howard, Lil' Kim, and Foxy Brown look like Mother Theresa, the Virgin Mary, and the sweet old lady who bakes pies at your church.

FYI: I damn near met my maker @ 4:33 when she said "If ya stop goddamit, I'll kill ya!"

Just when you think it's safe to step off the porch...

We’ve (read: Black people) have come a long way, y’all. We’ve got a Black President (and a Black First Lady), Black billionaires, Black NBA and NFL head coaches, Black surgeons and lawyers and renowned doctors. We’ve got Blacks leading the way in Congress and on Wall Street. We’ve got Blacks in Hollywood and in music. In spite of all our progress, we still have the one or two ole’ rotten, ghetto, ignant ass sour apples that stay trying to ruin the goddamn bunch.

With that said, this video is a fool. The whole thing, from start to finish, sets us back 20 years. Yikes! @ the chair fight. Oh noes!! @ that chick’s shirt and weave being ripped to shreds. In case you’re wondering, this took place at The Underground in downtown Atlanta.

A Little Piece of Me Died @ 0:19. :-(

I may not be a Dad just yet but have a niece who is about the same age as these children. If I EVER catch wind of her p-popping on a handstand or doing any of the mess these little girls were doing in this video, then I'll personally sow her va jay jay shut before she has a chance to use it. I say that in jest but there is NOTHING funny about this video.

Good Luck Selling This Sh*t In A Recession, Curtis.

50 Cent is once again trying to get rid of this 18-acre compound in Farmington, Connecticut he bought from Mike Tyson's ex-wife. This property has been the bane of the rapper's existence since closing. He bought the home for $4.1 million which is a bargin considering Tyson's ex-wife's asking price was $25 million. He then spent another $6 million renovating it. When Fiddy first tried selling this hulking beast in 2007 he wanted $18.5 million for the property.

In the throes of the worst recession in generations the house -- which boasts a total of 52 rooms including 21 bedrooms and 25 full baths, an 8-car garage, a movie theater, custom appliances, Italian marble, 5 fireplaces, an in-ground pool, and a guest house -- is now being offered at the low, low price of $10.9 million. Ummmmm, yeah. Good look selling this excessive shit in this economy, bub.

SMGDH @ American opulence and excess.

Click here for full property listing and additional pics.