Are You A Mac Or A PC?

You've all seen Apple's ingenious (and sensationalistic) mini-franchise of "Mac vs. PC" commercials, right? You know, the ones in which the cool, hip Mac is pitted against the awkward, venerable Commodore 64 masquerading as a PC in very carefully selected situations. If you've been living under a rock for the past 6 months and somehow managed to miss the series, then check the YouTube clip at the beginning of this post.

Since the emergence of the first iPod in 2001, Apple has done a good job of making people join the cult and drink the Kool-Aid. Apple lover's will fight to the death to prove that their MacBook or iPhone is better than it's non-Apple counterparts. I mean straight up in the pit with Spartacus type duals.

Case-in-point, I bought a new laptop last week. It's a HP Pavilion dv7, not a Mac. I mentioned this on Twitter and was accosted by several Mac users (read: like two followers who were really just poking fun) with replies calling me a boring, predictable old man. The last part is true. They really did call me boring and predicable and old.

Hmph!

I have to admit that I honestly do think I'm a Mac. Sadly my HSBC checking account isn't Ms. Cleo; it doesn't see that in the cards.

Besides Macs are just too damn rich for my blood right now. Paying thousands of dollars for a computer in 2009 is sooo not the biz. For what? A little bit of fun. I'll stay my boring ass right with this HP.

But I would like to know which brand you all are: Macs or PCs. I also wanna know if money was no object if you'd stick with your choice. If you just don't give a shit, then feel free to tell me that, too.

Get that judgmental puss off and join in! Tell us who you'd ménage with.

Some celebrities seem like they'd make phenomenal lovers. Though I've mentioned my obsession with love for the Smiths and their open relationship here before, I'll do it again. I happen to believe Will and Jada are TOTAL freaks in the bedroom. I mean, we all know how Will gets down and Jada is CLEARLY an S&M dominatrix. I'd have my way with both of them if for no other reason than simply having the experience.

This leads me to today's People Poll question:

Which celebrity couple (current or former) would you have a threesome with?

Which celebrity couple (current or former) would you have a threesome with?
	Will and Jada
	Brangelina (Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie)
	Billary (Bill and Hillary Clinton)
	Johnny Gill and Eddie Murphy
	Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey
	Common and Serena
	Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupree
	Bobby and Whitney
	Tony Parker and Eva Longoria
	Another couple tickles my fancy (leave a comment with your choice)

I know this is personal, but...

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"It's a fantasy, I can masturbate to whomever I like; it's imagination.
It's fun and perfectly healthy."

(c) Samantha Jones, SATC, Season 4, Episode 1

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How often do you masturbate?

The other day while masturbating I wondered if I jacked off as often as the average male or if I fall elsewhere on the bell curve. I decided to do a poll. I'm in the 2-5 times per week category, btw.

As an aside, I wonder how often women masturbate. It seems like such a chore. All those layers and holes and such. It's all just too much. I'm glad I'm a man. I get hard, I do the do, I get soft. The end.

How often do you masturbate?
	1 time per week or less
	2-5 times per week
	6-10 times per week
	More than 10 times per week
	Every chance I get

Decisions, Decisions

Question of the Day:

If you had to give up either the Internet or Television forever, which would you choose and why?

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This, for me, is too easy. I would give up TV in a heartbeat. Not for nothing, but other than CNN, ESPN and shows I like to catch here and there, there's really nothing else to watch on TV. There have been several nights when I turn on the TV and even with DirecTV and its 400-500 channels there ain't shit to watch other than what I have saved on Tivo. With the internet I can watch movies, my favorite shows, shop, Wikipedia random shit, watch porn, talk to my friends and I'd only have one bill to boot!

If force to choose, which would you pick?

Question of the Day

How soon is too soon to make a move on someone you're familiar enough with to know they just got out of a relationship?

By "make a move on", I mean try to fuck and by "familiar enough with", I mean you dated them for two years. I wanted to be sure to clarify in case there were questions. This situation leaves little room for grey area.

Thoughts?

Fleshlights: Yay or Nay?

I know this is REALLY random, but just bear with me.

Pardon the pun, but I've been thinking long and hard about actually ordering one of these things. I consulted Blaq-N-Mild on this and he "claims" that toys are weird to him. I told him that I don't consider this a toy. In my mind it's a jerk-off enhancer.

What say you? Would you give it a whorl?