Britney Spears has a daughter?

Sorry for the poor picture quality, but this is well worth it. This is photo of Britney Spears and her two little boys; it was snapped on the carpet of some D-list fashion event.

The first thing I noticed is that Britney looks -- better. She looks happy. She looks healthy. She has hair. I'm even go on record saying I honestly think there's a chance she's wearing underwear.

On the other hand, these boys of hers need some work. They're far too podunk and the little one on the ground looks like his name should be Amber.

Look at him: that hip cocked to the side, the left leg is fully extended, that right hand looks like it's in a snapping motion, that neck is bent, he's rocking those come hither bedroom eyes, and those lips are perched and pouty.

Is that a ponytail with a pink bow or is the pink logo on the backdrop peaking out under that hat? I can't really call it, his androgyny is in the way.

Yeah, I went in.