I'm not even gonna go in on ole girl. I feel bad for her actually.

I got a call from my eye doctor this afternoon advising me that my new eye glasses [these dope ass Prada 55LVs] were ready to be picked up. So, after work I diddy bopped over to the office. When I walked this woman was sitting be helped. I knew no one would believe me so I snapped these pics.

I'm 99% sure Stephon Marbury is on hardcore drugs.

Stephon Marbury recently spurned Boston's one-year veteran's minimum offer and is a free agent as a result. I suppose that's why he's been his unemployed ass has been living his life through the internet of late. Get into this videography which is bizarre to say the very least.

VID#1 - This clip made its innawebs rounds several days ago. Stephon films himself crying to this 1995 ass Kirk Franklin track and decided to post it on YouTube. I suppose nearly 15 years later the spirit finally caught up with him. I'm just sayin'. And before one of you churchies jump down my throat about disrespecting this man's moment with his Lord and Savior, please save it. I'm not clowning him for spiritual experience. I'm clowning because in lame loser fashion he decided to film it and post it on the internet.

VID #2 - More recently he posted this vid addressing his haters and debuting his new "dance" while looking mo' suspect than a muuuuug. The first few seconds of this vid sincerely concern me.

VID #3 - Lastly, he decides it's a great idea to go HAM on ESPN. LOL @ his idle threats.


This dude is a f*cking mess. I see why his ass ain't signed.

Speaking of Trey...You need this mixtape in your life.

You know how some things makes you want to laugh and cry? Well, 'Anticipation' makes me want fuck, then make love. I like most songs on this joint but Track #3 (Scratchin' Me Up) makes me wanna whip my penis out and insert it into the nearest orifice. I'm just sayin...

Hope ya'll enjoy.

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Trey Songz talks Choking, Eating P*ssy and STDs

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Don't drop the soap, dude.

When I saw the link to this young boy’s criminal charging documents on a message board I frequent, I cried a figurative Serengeti for him. I was in an uproar. I mean, look at that name!

Mercedes Antwan Faggett

I initially thought that nobody, regardless of the crime with which they are accused of committing, deserved this gay ass, shitty ass name. He literally grew up with the worse of all worlds: a cheap, trashy stripper moniker for a first name, the most homo spelling of an already gay ass middle name and the most unfortunate of surnames. My beef was that like many Black parents dude’s folks ruined his life before it even began.

Then I got into what he’s accused of:

If guilty, you deserve that name and much, much more, Mr. Faggett. And given the seemingly hypocritcal disdain harden criminals have for people accused of touching kids you will undoubtedly not enjoy your stay in prison.

So, I take it this is Big John and the Westside Boyz?

Southern n*ggerdom is clearly afoot in this video and I simply will NOT stand for it. Who told Jaba The Hut it was socially acceptable schlep around topless with those tits fully exposed the way they are?

*throws laptop into the Chesapeake Bay**

Kelis >>>>> ____________

Not for nothing but the recent $55,000 per month child and spousal support divorce award aside, Kelis is the shit. She was the bomb, if not different, since day one when she debuted with 'Caught Out There' but she got more and more sickening over time.

Here is Kelis' video for 'Bossy'. This was shot in 2006 just after she and Nas tied the knot. First, peep her fashion-forwardness: the edgy hair cut, the high-waisted pants and ruffles before they made a comeback, the bathing suit, that blue ass poodle, etc. Then, get into the dope ass party she's throwing. I'm seeing oysters and champagne and ice sculptures. I feel like this is something I need to be at. Next, notice the sex she's selling. Until this point Kelis was always the cute weird one, not the fly ass chick from Harlem. She definitely took it up a notch with this video.

Funny how Kelis was doing everything Rihanna's doing now three years ago.

Kelis - Bossy

The Joke's On You

Slowly But Surely I'm Building My Home...In My Mind

'Bridge Kitchen' was Armani/Casa's first foray into kitchen design. The look is sync with what we've come to expect from the brand: sleek elegance, slick finishing and refined luxury. Brazilian Sukupira wood, black metal and brushed chrome create an exceptionally sophisticated yet simple shell for the advanced technology housed within the unit. The collection is distributed through stand-alone Armani/Casa stores.

Reason #293829 NOT To Have A You Tube Channel.

You might get shitted on like this:

Mos Def is Pretty Dope. So is The Ecstatic.

This might be one of the best music promos I've seen this year. This is Mos Def's short for 'The Ecstatic', which coincidentally is pretty much all I listen to on my Pre. I'll be honest, it's a dope CD. My favorite cuts are "The Embassy", "No Hay Nada Mas", "Pistola", "Workers Comp", "History" and "Auditorium", a calabo with Slick Rick, "Priority". The whole project has a Middle Eastern vibe with some Brooklyn meda influences. At it's very worst it's at least worth the hard drive space.

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Track List

1. "Supermagic"
2. "Twilite Speedball"
3. "Auditorium" (featuring Slick Rick)
4. "Wahid"
5. "Priority"
6. "Quiet Dog Bite Hard"
7. "Life in Marvelous Times"
8. "The Embassy"
9. "No Hay Nada Mas"
10. "Pistola"
11. "Pretty Dancer"
12. "Workers Comp"
13. "Revelations"
14. "Roses" (featuring Georgia Anne Muldrow)
15. "History" (featuring Talib Kweli)
16. "Casa Bey"

Click here to download.

Good Luck Selling This Sh*t In A Recession, Curtis.

50 Cent is once again trying to get rid of this 18-acre compound in Farmington, Connecticut he bought from Mike Tyson's ex-wife. This property has been the bane of the rapper's existence since closing. He bought the home for $4.1 million which is a bargin considering Tyson's ex-wife's asking price was $25 million. He then spent another $6 million renovating it. When Fiddy first tried selling this hulking beast in 2007 he wanted $18.5 million for the property.

In the throes of the worst recession in generations the house -- which boasts a total of 52 rooms including 21 bedrooms and 25 full baths, an 8-car garage, a movie theater, custom appliances, Italian marble, 5 fireplaces, an in-ground pool, and a guest house -- is now being offered at the low, low price of $10.9 million. Ummmmm, yeah. Good look selling this excessive shit in this economy, bub.

SMGDH @ American opulence and excess.

Click here for full property listing and additional pics.

When Beyonce-ing goes wrong...

This was destined to be pure fuckery from jump. Any "Single Ladies" rendition that begins with a clown mask is bound to end tragically.

"I have two daddies now!" - Juelz Knowles

Twitter was abuzz today about Solange's terrible new haircut, so I decided to see what all the fuss was about. It's not just the cut that's awful, SHE'S awful. While I applaud her efforts to manufacture ways to justify her notoriety other than simply being Be-YAWN-ce's sister, I have to be honest: She looks a pickaninny fool!

The whole pic is a mess. Everything -- from that slanted ass shape up to those cheap cutoffs to the fancy (read: god awful) chancletas to that oooogly ass top -- needs to be returned to the bargin basement bin from which it came.

I feel sorry for Juelz, Solange's young son. Poor thing probably can't tell Mom from Dad now.

Thirsty? Why Wait?

I'm suddenly in the mood to have my thirst quenched. Just to be crystal clear, by "my thirst quenched" I mean a blow job with a happy ending. Any takers?

Chris Brown, I can forgive you for whoopin' Rihanna, but this lisp...

Is the NAACP relevant in 2009?

I think the NAACP is irrelevant in 2009. Its national headquarters are located in NW Baltimore, just a 40-45 minute drive from my house, yet I NEVER think of it. Ever. I never ever even consider that organization, which is pretty bad because I'ma Black man. When racial shit comes up I think about Al and Jesse, not Benjamin Todd Jealous. I never see the NAACP out and about in my community or in places I frequent. If it's represented so shitily in the city where it's headquateres Besides, that organization was emasculated years ago.

Am I off base or or you with me? Does the NAACP still play a significant role in Black and Brown America?

Cyndi Lauper done went out, got high and told Lil Kim she can sing.

I want to know who is responsible for this mash up? Who sat around a conference room table during a planning meeting and conjured up this odd couple? Who said, "Ahhh...yes. Lil Kim? Cyndi Lauper? Mandela tribute? Works like a charm." I demand you show your face now!

Former South African President Nelson Mandela, who spent 27 years in prison because he tried to fight apartheid, turned 91-years-old and you give him this?!?SMH @ Lil Kim thinking she's a goddamn songstress and sh*t.

Bishop Rev. Dr. Barack Obama, D.D. to the NAACP: "Chuuuuuurch"

To commemorate its 100th anniversary, President Barack Obama yesterday addressed the NAACP in New York. I won't rehash his points but the crux of his argument was this: It's not just the government that should take more responsibility, but individuals who should also take responsibility.

It was a fine speech, but I have to admit Evangelist Obama was a little spookier than usual. He starts going off at 24:30 and by 27:00 I was ready to toss a lil something in the collection plate. I'm just sayin...

Copies of yesterday's message were available as folks exited the sanctuary, but I found a freebie on MSNBC. To watch the revival in its entirety press play on the video.

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

I kinda wanna visit San Fran just to stay at this hotel.

I dig dope hotels. In my mind dope = modern, stylish and well-appointed. The InterContinental San Fransisco is definitely somewhere I'd stay. Here's more on this property from the hotel's website:

The InterContinental San Francisco Hotel, a graceful tower of translucent cool-blue, soars 32 stories above the vibrant South of Market (SoMa) neighborhood, and has quickly taken its place among the city’s most admired landmarks.

The hotel offers 550 guest rooms (all non-smoking), including 14 suites featuring a spectacular duplex Presidential Suite with unrivaled city skyline and bay views. The hotel has an intimate footprint with only 22 guest rooms per floor. Rooms are luxurious and elegantly appointed with rich wood and marble, striking contemporary art, sleek, stylish furniture, and the latest high-tech amenities. All of this is enhanced by floor-to-ceiling windows through which spectacular city and bay views add to a wondrous experience.

Establishing new standards for design, luxury, amenities, and commitment to guest satisfaction, the InterContinental San Francisco features a 10-room spa offering a comprehensive array of exquisite treatments and signature experiences, staffed by a team of therapists skilled at graciously pampering guests. For a more vigorous workout, guests can enjoy the indoor heated lap-pool or fitness center right next door.

Free Sh*t! Get Your Free Sh*t From Arby's Here!

I was browsing the innwebs and stumbled across this coupon for a free sammich at Arby's. I don't eat there but since know EVERYONE loves free shit, I decided to share it here. Act quickly because this offer won't last forever. In fact, it expires Saturday, the 18th. Now you can't ever say Mr. Jones hasn't given you anything.

Enjoy!

Marion Barry, what are we gonna do with you? **sigh**

Marion Barry is always caught up in some sh*t. For that reason we should all take a moment to point and laugh at him.

**pauses for the cause**

This is the real, unedited cover to the actual hard copy the Washington City Paper published regarding former D.C. Mayor Marion Barry’s most recent scandal. Other than noting that Marion Barry is the messiest politician of them all (sans Ronald Reagan, of course) I won't even go into the merits of this ridiculous story.

For those of you who actually give a damn the following is a snippet from Washington City Paper:

In mid-June, Donna Watts-Brighthaupt had an encounter with Ward 8 Councilmember Marion Barry. Watts was driving around, taking care of some personal business, when Barry caught sight of her. He made a point of getting her to pull over, and the two quickly got involved in an intense discussion.

The exchange hinged on their roughly yearlong relationship, a bizarre one even by the standards of one of the District’s most-watched womanizers. As Barry attempted to stake out his position on their fortunes, Watts-Brighthaupt was quick to point out the ways in which she felt mistreated. One stood out: “You put me out in Denver ’cause I wouldn’t suck your dick,” Watts-Brighthaupt yelled at Barry, according to a tape recording of the conversation.

For Washington City Paper's full story: click here.

Soulja Boy on MTV Cribs

I despise Soulja Boy. I'll be the first to admit that I have no valid reason to despise him, but that's neither here nor there.

I saw the link to this clip of the "rapper" giving a tour of his Los Angeles home and presumed it would be all n*ggerish and shit. I fully expected to see the most ostentatious things at every turn, but his taste (or the taste of his home interior person) was much more muted. Surprisingly, Gucci bed linen aside, I thought the home was fine.

What say you?

We dancing on the stripper pole for Jesus now, ya'll. I blame Mary, Mary's Lamé pants for this.

I think Black folks are second only to Mexicans in finding crazy ass ways to rep the Lord. Some wrap their rear windows in the holy spirit. Others decide to express their spirituals selves by pole dancing to gospel music.

**inserts a random pause to let that sink in**

This fool is dead wrong for the simple knows wasn't nobody p-poppin on a handstand in the Old or New Testament. But alas, I guess if Mary Mary and their shiny, skin tight pants can be down with G-O-D, then why can't he? SMH.

History in the Making: Judge Sonia Sotomayor begins Senate confirmation hearings today.

We've experienced two very significant racial firsts in this country in 2009: Barack Obama was elected as this country's first Black President and a beleaguered Michael Steele became the first African-American to earn the post of Chairman of the Republican National Committee.

We, the minorities, have a chance at a historic three-for-three today as the Hon. Sonia Sotomayor, the first Latina appointed to the high court, begins her Senate confirmation hearings. Though Senate Dems have more than enough votes to confirm the Bronx, NY native, the Pubs will try their best to make the Judge sweat it out.

You might think this stuff is for nerds. I happen to think it's facinating. Either way it's history in the making, so do yourself a favor and tune in for a bit. Besides, it this is anything like Sam Alito's confirmation in 2006, then it'll be a hoot.

Click here to view CNN live video feed of the Sotomayor confirmation hearing.

Photos from Steve McNair's Funeral

The casket of Steve McNair is brought in at the start of his funeral service in Hattiesburg, Miss.. McNair, a former NFL quarterback with the Houston Oilers, Tennessee Titans, and Baltimore Ravens, was shot to death in Nashville July 4.

Mechelle McNair attends the funeral service for her late husband, Steve McNair, in Hattiesburg, Miss.

Brett Favre attends the funeral for ex-Ravens quarterback Steve McNair in Hattiesburg, Miss.

Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis (left) and Tennessee Titans quarterback Vince Young were among the more than 4,500 in attendance for Steve McNair's funeral at Southern Mississippi's Reed Green Coliseum.

More pics after the jump.

I would shut BWI DOOOOWN if I traveled with these! | | Prada Trolley Luggage

I'm a sucker for stuff that's both stylish AND functional and these luggage pieces from Prada's Trolley Luggage collection fit the bill. I ain't too cool with the totes but the suitcases are dope as hell. I'd much rather travel with this Prada than some over-monogrammed Gucci or Louis piece.

Images Via: Gentleman Style

Was this song ever not the sh*t? 27 years later it still knocks.

Loan me a few G's please. The Louis Vuitton store near my crib opened this week.

Bill O'Reilly = Total Waste of a Human

I hate that I let Bill O'Reilly rile me up, but that's neither here nor there. Either way, he shouldn't be effin' with MJ. This little diatribe takes Bill to another stratosphere on my list of most despised "people", a term I use very loosely to describe this POS scum. Michael is dead and ain't coming back. Why are you still screwing with him, Bill? Get a life, asshole.

If Tats Didn't Hurt So Much I'd Get Some Dope Sh*t Like This

Amber Rose Was A Gutterbutt Trollop Before Kanye? Who knew?

Pre-Kanye


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Post-Kayne

This is pretty dope.

Masakage Tanno Wood Business Card Cases

The Masakage Tanno wooden business card holder is made from Japanese Oak or Padouk. Each case has a magnet embedded in the wood to close them shut. The hinges and detailing are of Ebony. Each is available for a reasonable $85 USD.

From: Selectivism.com