The parent(s) who authorized this....

...should be spayed and/or neutered in the name of humanity. Amen.

Fellas, do yourself a favor and get yourself a bottle of this.

The Brewer's Hill House

This house in Brewer's Hill, a newly gentrified neighborhood in Baltimore, is special.

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This will forever be hilarious 100% of the time.

Thank goodness for a pretty face...

...because these girls are idiots.

Friggin' Hilarious!

The two transitional barks/meows sent me somewhere over the rainbow. I couldn't stop laughing.

Is it bad that I'm ecstatic he isn't Black?

I'm usually not into all red sneakers, but I like these.

These were recently released and are from the Balenciaga Fall/Winter 2011 Collection. I thing it's the lace detail that makes me enjoy these so much.

 

Exactly what is 50 going through?

Let's start with the positive. The suit is dope as hell. The sunnies, though made by Cartier, look tawdry. This new hair gets the ( ._.) face.

 

  

Yeezy stuntin' hard in Cannes.

Kanye West and Virgil Abloh, his best guy (Chicagoans will see what I did there), were spotted in Cannes, France in the 2009 Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren Stirling Moss. This car, priced at about $1.1 million US, is not only expensive, but it's exclusive. I'm talking "only 75 of these exist in the world" exclusive.

I'm not mad at Yeezy at all. 

I'm SO glad I don't have a job that requires me to deal with the general public.

From Yahoo News:

Woman says she’s too ‘educated’ to be kicked off New York train
By Liz Goodwin
Fri Jun 17, 10:20 am ET

Loud cell-phone talkers strike again!

A woman traveling on New York's Metro North train line was recorded by a fellow passenger telling train employees that she is too "well-educated" to be told to quiet down and not use profanity in her cell-phone conversation.

"Do you know what schools I've been to? How well-educated I am?" she asks the train employee, who is seen explaining to another employee that she asked the passenger to stop using the "F-bomb."

"I'm sorry do you think I'm a little hoodlum?" she asks, then demands her money back and dares the conductor to stop the train.

The person who originally uploaded the video to Youtube (who has since removed it) said in the description that the woman "was talking too loud on the train when the conductor politely asked her to keep it down and stop using profanity or to take it to the vestibule." After the altercation, the conductor came on the loudspeaker and reminded people to keep conversations quiet, "especially those people who went to Harvard or Yale or are from Westport."

Last month, a woman was escorted from a quiet car in an Amtrak train by police after she chatted loudly on her cell phone for most of the 16-hour journey, and then became angry when passengers asked her to stop."

Cee Lo Green - I Want You

I prefer the album version of this song, but I suppose this will do. Cee Lo once again proves that he will do and wear what he wants, when he wants, and dares anyone to try to check him.

YSL Malibu Sneaker

These sneakers, which feature a distressed brown leather, vulcanized sole, and a simple Yves Saint Laurent logo detail on the tongue, retail for $475. I like that they aren't flashy and over-the-top like some of the other high-end sneakers designers have been putting out.

SOOO much wrong in this picture.

Antoine Dodson represents everything right and wrong about America. On one hand, this is one of very few places in the world where you can become a "somebody" because of something as stupid as "hide yo kids, hide yo wife." On the other hand, this is one of very few places in the world where you can become a "somebody" because of something as stupid as "hide yo kids, hide yo wife." 

"You maaaaad! You maaaaad!" (c) Cam'ron

Congrats to Dirk and the Mavs. Lol @ the Miami Heat. Lesson of the day: Don't count your eggs before they've hatched. Literally.

I've been itching to get a tablet, this might be worth looking into.

HTC EVO View 4G

HTC EVO View 4G™ brings the best of the EVO experience to a sleek, easy-to-carry tablet design. As the perfect combination e-reader, media player and portable computing device, HTC EVO View 4G offers a 7-inch 1024 x 600 touchscreen display with pinch-to-zoom for a premium entertainment experience with HD-quality video and rich Web browsing experience.  It features two cameras – a 5.0 megapixel auto-focus camera with HD-capable video camcorder and a forward-facing 1.3 megapixel camera. With integrated HD-video (720p) capture and the 4G speeds of HTC EVO View 4G, slow uploads and grainy video are a thing of the past. Using HTC Scribe Technology™, HTC EVO View 4G will offer a new way to interact with a tablet. HTC Scribe introduces the HTC Scribe™ digital pen (sold separately) to the tablet experience and unlocks new capabilities. When combined with Evernote™, a leading notes application and service, the user will have the ability to capture and make notes on Web pages, ebooks, PDF documents and more, in an easy and natural way.

PRODUCTIVITY 

• Android operating system 
• HTC Scribe Technology enabling enhanced voice-synchronized note taking with the HTC Scribe digital pen using Timemark to capture the audio of a meeting at the same time as written notes
•  Google mobile services such as Google Search™, Gmail™, Google Maps™ with Navigation, Voice Actions and YouTube™ 
• Corporate email (Microsoft Exchange ActiveSync), personal (POP & IMAP) email and instant messaging 
• 3G/4G Mobile Hotspot capability, supporting up to eight Wi-Fi enabled devices simultaneously 
• Android Market™ for access to more than 150,000 useful applications, widgets and games available for download to customize the experience 
• 4G data speeds (WiMAX) – peak download speeds of more than 10 Mbps; peak upload speeds of 1 Mbps; average download speeds of 3-6 Mbps 
• 3G data speeds (EVDO Rev A.) – peak download speeds of up to 3.1 Mbps; peak upload speeds of 1.8 Mbps; average download speeds of 600 kbps-1.4 Mbps 
• Wi-Fi® (802.11 b/g/n) 
• Integrated GPS

ENTERTAINMENT 

• Dual cameras – a 5.0 megapixel auto-focus camera with HD-capable video camcorder and a forward-facing 1.3 megapixel camera – HTC EVO View 4G unleashes the ability to create, stream and watch video or video chat with the Qik mobile app 
• Blockbuster On Demand® to rent or purchase the hottest new releases on the same day they become available on Blu-ray and DVD 
• Sprint Zone, Sprint Mobile Wallet, Sprint Football Live, Sprint Family Locator, Sprint Navigation and NASCAR Sprint Cup MobileSM 
• Media player with 3.5 mm stereo headset jack 
• Stereo Bluetooth 3.0

SPECIFICATIONS

• 1.5GHz Qualcomm® Snapdragon® Processor 
• Dimensions: 7.7 inches (195.4 mm) x 4.4 inches (112.5 mm) x 0.5 inches (13.2 mm) 
• Weight: 14.88 ounces (421.84 grams) 
• Display: 7-inch (177.8 mm), 1024 x 600 touchscreen display with pinch-to-zoom 
• 32GB internal memory, 1GB RAM; microSD slot (supports up to 32GB memory card) 
• Battery: 4000 mAh Lithium-ion battery

Planking!!!

I low key want to go planking. 

This is a fail of epic proportions.

#Throwback

Is it a watch or is it a cell phone...or both?

 

From AndroidCentral.net: 

Whoa!  This is something so cool, you knew it had to come eventually -- an Android powered watch that connects to your smartphone (Android, iPhone 4, future BlackBerry devices) via bluetooth.  We've seen similar products, but they were more mundane things, and simply a data pipe back to your phone.  The i'mWatch runs its own custom version of Android, and comes bundled with a set of apps that you can run right on the 1.54" TFT display.  Not only can you make and receive calls and texts, but you have access to Email, weather info, stock prices and market data, Foursquare, Facebook, Twitter -- the list goes on.

All this is running on a Freescale ARM9 IMX233 CPU, with 64 MB of RAM and 4 GB of storage.  In other words, it should do everything listed really, really well.  Combine that with a 600mAh battery for 2 hours talk time or 48 hours standby time, and you have one of the coolest accessories you're likely to run across.  It's not cheap -- it checks in at €249 (about $360 US), and that price is only good until June 30, but the good things in life never are.  Check out the source link for more details and ordering info."