Millie Jackson was nasty.

I'll fully admit to you that I didn't quite know exactly what to do after I stumbled across this video, but I figured that if I had to endure it, then someone else should, too. The grinding, the moans, the crotch grabbing, and squatting was much more than I ever expected.

I don't really think this video requires much commentary. Millie's....uhhhh...."work" speaks for itself. I will say this, though: This performance makes Adina Howard, Lil' Kim, and Foxy Brown look like Mother Theresa, the Virgin Mary, and the sweet old lady who bakes pies at your church.

FYI: I damn near met my maker @ 4:33 when she said "If ya stop goddamit, I'll kill ya!"

Nice House

This house is the result of a city making an effort to fix up the 'hood. The Black Pearl Residence, a once abandoned and neglected house in a downtrodden neighborhood in Rotterdam, The Netherlands, was purchased by a private buyer who hired Zecc, a Netherlands-based architecture firm to redesign the space. 

I'd live in something like this. I like the whole minimalist thing it has going. Plus, Rotterdam reminds me a lot of my hometown. The house and neighborhood look like South Baltimore.

  

 

Hat Tip: yatzer.com

GQ's Worst Sports Fans in America List

 

GQ sometimes does these top-10 lists. Top cities to get easy booty, the best drinkto give the heaux, whatever. The magazine recently released its top-10 list of America's worst sports fans. 

I can pretty much personally co-sign most of this list. Philly (#1 and #2 on this list...a damn shame) is only about 90-minutes north of where I live. They're fans are mean and bitter and angry. They'd stone the tooth fairy. I went to Maryland (#5) and can tell you that Terp fans easily deserve a spot among the worse. Maryland plays Duke (#8) twice a year in every sport. And everyone knows that anyone who roots for Duke in any thing also wants the terrorists to win.  Maryland also plays WVU in football pretty much every years. They're mostly hicks. The MLB team where I live is in the same division at the Red Sox (#6) and the Yankees (#9). Penn State isn't all that far away. Their fans are as delusional as fans can be. I can 't speak on the other ones.

Here's the entire list.

1-tie. Philadelphia Eagles

1-tie. Philadelphia Phillies

3. West Virginia Mountaineers

4. Oakland Raiders

5. Maryland Terps Basketball

6. Boston Red Sox

7. Penn State Football

8. Duke Basketball

9. New York Yankees

10. LSU football

Hat tip: gq.com

Bill Cosby to Russell Simmons: "Get the f*ck out of my face."

Dr. Huxtable wasn't playing games with Russell Simmons last week at the annual Jackie Robinson Foundation awards gala at the Waldorf Astoria in New York City. He didn't want to talk about his trademark sweaters and he damn sure didn't want to talk about chocolate pudding pops.**makes the Cosby face**

If you want to read the story as recalled by Russell in his recent blog post and endure him going on and on about everything other than Bill Cosby punking him, then click here. If you want the basic gist of what happened, then here it goes:

Russell: Ummm...excuse me, Dr. Cosby. A moment of your time, please. I know we've had our differences for a couple years now and I know you think everything I've worked to build over the years represents everything that's ever been wrong with Black America, but I think we should bury the hatchet. I love you.

Bill Cosby: Get the f*ck out of my face.

Russell Simmons: >_<

Bill Cosby: *proceeds to further son Russell by mushing him*

#thatsgansta

I will never look at another episode of Cosby Show the same way again.

While You Were Sleeping

I logged on to Twitter this morning and discovered that after years of battling a number of health issues, including partial paralysis after a stroke in 2007, Nate Dogg, the King of Hip Hop Hooks, died last night in his Long Beach, CA home at the age of 41.

While this next part might get me in some trouble, it has less to do with Nate Dogg and much more to do with my being annoyed at the average American.

While losing any life is tragic, I have to admit it bothers me that Americans will e-mourn (read: show out on Twitter and Facebook like they're at their Pop-Pop's homecoming service) the death of a once somewhat relevant c-lister who nobody honestly checked for in the years leading up to their passing, but won’t mention a peep about the thousands of people who lost their lives in the recently natural disasters in Japan or the civil uprisings in North Africa or the injustices that happen on a daily basis in this country. 

To be clear, it wouldn't bother me so much if folks were just like, "Dang, Nate Dogg died this morning. That sucks. May he rest in peace."

But fools can't act right.

People have changed their Twitter avatars abd backgrunds to Nate Dogg pics, they've been tweeting and retweeting lyrics from the one and only Nate Dogg song they know, they've been "liking" Facebook statuses announcing 2-for-1 deals on Nate Dogg t-shirts with praying hands in the back. 

It's just all too much.

To be clear, I don't have any problem with people having a connection to an artist or keeping up with entertainment news, for that matter. I just wish folks cared once in a while about something else other than the sneakers Jay-Z wore court side at last night's Nets game. You know, the one's they probably can't afford anyway.

Christopher Kane Galaxy Zip Hoodie

This is a dope hoodie. At $695 for a 100% cotton hoodie, Christopher Kane is definitely making a profit, but you gotta pay to play. Besides, all the luxury labels price gouge. 

 

 

 

Hat Tip: Upscale Hype

Cee-Lo KILT this track.

Cee-lo Green has been dope for YEARS. Don't think he suddenly got creative in Gnarls Barkley.

Track: Closet Freak
Album: Cee-Lo Green and His Perfect Imperfections
Released: 2002

Somebody on Chris Brown's team...

...should tell him that getting even more tattoos, leaking nude pics, and now being photographed smoking weed in public isn't the best way to rebuild his brand after Rihanna-gate. Just a hunch.

What I'm Listening To - Week of 3/7

This is from my Last FM account. It's my list of most listened to artists for last week. I have pretty good taste in music, so you might want to give an artist/a group on this list a listen if you've never heard from there. The Beatles' "Sgt. Pepper Lonely Hearts Club Band" is probably the best album you've never heard and Free of The Niceguys is probably the best rapper you don't know.

This is all sorts of bad.

 

 

Waka Flocka recently posed for PETA's 'Ink Not Mink' campaign. I guess it's okay to rap about killing humans so long as no red foxes are harmed in the process. But I digress...

Anyway, I love animals as much as the next man, but I'd honestly rather the cutest pack of baby chinchilla not make it than see Waka Flocka naked again.

On Repeat (Literally)

iTunes says I've listened to this track 22 times in a row. I'm stoned. Who am I to argue?

Coach Williams

Thank you for everything you've done. You're no longer effective. It's time for you to go.

While You Were Sleeping...

... a major earthquake rocked Japan causing massive damage. The quake's epicenter was about 230 miles from Tokyo. There have been tsunamis on the island causing tsunami warnings to be issued throughout the Pacific, including Hawaii, and the west coasts of the US, Canada, Central and South America.

Sad day in Japan.