My thoughts exactly, little girl in the left corner.

I'm sick of hearing about it, too.

This is my jam.

Chris Bosh is such a lady.

Boo-yah! In yo FACE, Michele Bachmann and Donald Trump!!

With that said, the White House shouldn't have caved in to that smug son of a bitch Donald Trump and the other buffoons leading the birther movement. The hoopla surrounding Barack Obama potentially not being born in the United States was seeded in and rife with racism. Plain and simple. Nobody ever questioned whether Regan or Carter or Clinton were born here. No American President has ever had to deal with foolishness like this. I suppose I'm to believe it's mere coincidence that the first Black man to hold this office has to contend with such a trivial, silly matter.

"Damn, Bitch, My Feet Hurt."

Apparently I'm like three weeks late seeing this, but whatever. It's still a mess. She tried the hell out of this....and failed.  I damn near died @ "It was wrote by me and sung by me." -__-

Mz. Lucious

Damn Bitch My Feet Hurt

Résumé Fail

VIA

This is exactly why they should've never gave you n-words high speed internet.

"Titties and Carrot Cake" by Thug Friends has been making its way around the internet this week. There's really much else to say. Enjoy...or pray for them...or whatever.

**takes a moment to weep for all Black people**

Yes sir!!!!

Meet the leather Yucatan boat shoe in navy and beige. They are from Vuitton's Summer 2011 Collection. They come in high top as well, but we're not here for those. The lows are ridiculously dope especially in navy. If I were irresponsible enough to drop $590 on a material item, I'd be all over these. 

 

(Pics courtesy Upscale Hype)

Forget my flask. One of these will be copped!!!

This is an amazing invention. Like...genius. An award should be given. The creator should receive a Nobel Prize.

Essentially this is a sly little way to slip your favorite spirited drinks into concerts, on cruise ships, into Bar and Bat Mitzfahs, church or where ever lugging in full-sized bottled is generally prohibited or frowned up.

I will be ordering one. If you want yours, click here. 

Product Description: 

Looking for an innovative new way to sneak liquor into events? This ingenious soft flask fits right around your ankle and conceals up to six miniature liquor bottles at a time!

Just slip the spandex anklet on, load it with your favorite stuff and pull your pant leg down to cover it up. It’s a lot easier to use than most of the concealable flasks on the market and if you ask us, it’s more respectable too.

To others, you’ll just look like another guy wearing pants. Underneath you’ll have a secret stash/mini-bar.

• In stock and ready to ship.

Features

• Inside material is made of elastic
• Outer material is made of lycra (spandex)
• Fits snugly around your ankle
• Ideal for sporting events, concerts, the beach, movie theaters and special events

Specs

• Capacity: 6 miniature sized liquor bottles (mini bottles not included)
• Size: One size fits most

Don't be alarmed. This isn't racial.

Marilyn Davenport -- a white woman, an Orange County (CA) Republican party official and apparent dumb ass -- last Thursday emailed that picture to her GOP colleagues and Tea Party members in her county. The body of the email read: "Now you know why no birth certificate." 

As you can imagine, she's currently in a whole heap of trouble. A slew of people are calling for her to step down. These people include the chairman of her own party. In a statement released today by email, Davenport apologized if her email offended anyone, but remained defiant.

I simply found it amusing regarding the character of Obama and all the questions surrounding his origin of birth," Davenport wrote. "In no way did I even consider the fact he's half black when I sent out the email. In fact, the thought never entered my mind until one or two other people [Scott Baugh, Orange County GOP boss, and this writer] tried to make this about race. . . . I received plenty of emails about George Bush that I didn't particularly like yet there was no 'cry' in the media about them. [snip] That being said, I will NOT resign my central committee position over this matter that the average person knows and agrees is much to do about nothing."  

**inserts several blank stares here**

When reached by telephone for additional comment, Ms. Davenport said EXACTLY what I'd expect a white person in this predicament to say: "I have friends who are black."

Oh. and in case you're keeping score, this isn't the first time an Orange County Republican has sent an off color and blatantly racial email regarding President Obama. In 2008 Ms. Davenport actually defended this photograph a local mayor sent via email depicting a watermelon patch in front of the White House. It's ok, though. He likely has Black friends, too.

I cant get enough of this album.

I've peddled James Blake here before and I absolutely HAVE to do it again. His self-entitled debut album is ridiculously dope. I'll fully admit that this may not be for everyone, but if you have even a modicum of appreciation for something remotely different, I suggest giving it a listen.

LOL @ this overzealous local reporter getting put in his place by Mr. Obama.

File this one under "pipe down, little man."

I've been pretty critical of President Obama and some of his administration's policies, but one thing I do enjoy about him is that he always knows how to get somebody in line like a pair of skates when he needs to.

This interview was pretty chippy from jump, but the President becomes particularly annoyed with this nobody from Dallas toward the middle of the video. I don't blame Mr. Obama for checking this guy. If David Gregory or Katie Couric tip toes around the President of the United States, then this yokel should, too.

Christians take themselves WAY too seriously.

Twitter is currently in a tizzy because someone at Coachella scribbled an ode to Lil' B using a Bible. These are the same people who when informed about the Florida pastor who recently burned several Qur'ans likely responded, "Oh."

#TylerGang

I like Tyler, The Creator and his crew Odd Future. I like them a lot. They're young and wreckless and lyrically most of them will demolish most grown men rappers. I honestly wish nothing but the best for those little dudes.

AssMilk, the track below, is probably my favorite track from "Bastard", Tyler's first album. It features his little brother Earl. Anyone who questions the lyrical credibility/ability of these dudes needs to have several seats and listen to this track. The word play is ridiculous.

Tyler's new album comes out May 10th. I can't wait to see what he has in store for us.

Reluctant Endorsement

 

I recently admitted to myself that I was becoming a hog and needed to do something before things get out of control. So, I went out and got this aptly titled foolishness. It is indeed Insanity. 

I've been doing it for a few days now and I've decided that it's easily the hardest thing I've ever done in my life. I don't know if that says more about the program or about my life. 

Anyway, I know you've seen the commercials and have wondered about it. It's hard and rigorous and it makes you hurt. With that said, I can't imagine not seeing results after 60 days.

If your normal workouts have plateaued or just want to jump start your sexy, I'd suggest this.

Like a map with no oceans...

James Blake is one of the hotter British artists right now. I really can't put his music into a box. If you put a gun to my head and forced me to pick a genre to describe his work, I'd say soulful electronica.

His self-entitled debut album was released earlier this year in the UK only. America (and the rest of the world) is really missing out. The video below is for Limit To Your Love, the album's lead single. Though I think it's dope as hell, I'll fully admit that it's definitely one of those tracks you either get or don't get.

Donald Trump: "I've always had a good relationship with The Blacks."

I don't really have anything against Donald Trump. I mean, he's slightly annoyed me with his recent unrelenting (and silly) probing about President Obama's US citizenship status, but he hasn't really done anything to make me neither hate nor like him. He's just not someone I think about often enough to really develop any personal politics about. Perhaps that's why on Friday I was shocked to find out that he and I are apparently on SUPER good terms. 

In a recent interview (audio can be found here) on the Fred Dicker Show, Donald pointed out that he's "always had a good relationship with the Blacks." 

"The Blacks." I don't even know what to make of that. 

The more I listen to this narcissist who seriously thinks that he can run the most exceptional country on Earth without ever having held any public office, the more I'm starting to think that he should have several seats.

Mr. Trump has proven to be quite the business man. He's proving more and more that he'd be a terrible diplomat as President and that he certainly isn't one of The Progressives.

Alanis Morissette >>> You

If you can't appreciate her greatness, then you're letting the terrorists win.

Bow in the presence of greatness.

The 245 horse power, 3.0 Liter Range Rover Luxury edition.

FCUK FACEBOOK

This isn't cologne...

...it's an orgasm in a bottle.

#Chef #Cook #Swag

Most of you won't appreciate this, but dude low key kills it from 1:45 - 2:10. Swag.

Before The Answer was a 3, I was down in Georgetown with a Hoya chick, lawyer chick.

Easily Jay-Z's best album intro ever.

Dope Sweater

Cashmere and silk cardigan

Purple Label

$1695

No apology from Kobe Bryant

As if loving Coach K and Dook and allegedly raping under-aged white girls, then paying his wife off in diamonds weren't enough, Kobe decided to further solidify his spot on the Mt. Rushmore of all-time biggest jerk offs in sport by dropping the F(aggot)-bomb on on NBA official Bennie Adams last night during the Lakers' win over San Antonio. As you can imagine, he was swiftly lambasted by gay rights groups and fined $100,000 by the league. 

Kobe today issued a statement in which he apologized for nothing and essentially blamed everybody else for their interpretation of his comment.

“What I said last night should not be taken literally. My actions were out of frustration during the heat of the game, period. The words expressed do NOT reflect my feelings towards the gay and lesbian communities and were NOT meant to offend anyone.”

Essentially Kobe is suggesting that though he was angry at being hit with a technical foul and lashed out at the ref by calling him a "fucking faggot", he didn't actually mean to offend anyone. He also suggests that anyone who thinks what he said was in the least bit insensitive or wrong needs to chill.

Does calling a ref a "fucking faggot" in the heat of a game make Kobe a homophobe? I don't think it does. At the very least this way-too-sure-of-himself son of a bitch has once again reminded me that you can be one of the best athletes on the planet and still be an inappropriate idiot.

(Scroll to 0:35 to see Effing F*ggot-gate for yourself)

This is still hilarious.

Swag

"Racism is still alive, they just be concealin' it." (c) Mr. West

Supreme Box Logo

I don't skateboard, but I do enjoy a lot of Supreme's stuff. These are just two jackets from its most recent collection that are dope as hell. I don't know the exact cost because these aren't in their online shop. Knowing Supreme's pricing structure, these will easily run you $300+ USD.

Wiz Khalifa has dubbed this a "Frohawk"...

I call it an epic fail.

Story of my life...

These are dope. Sans the bowtie, of course.

Chivalrous Culture

Hamachi Tuxedo

Throwback...

-_-

I doubt that Emmett Till died on that fateful night in Mississippi so that she can walk Black men on leashes, boast about her snatch, and explain how she needs a stiff cocktail before having her box condemned. 

This video is like the “Where’s Waldo” of ratchet. Let’s see if you can spot all the ratchetness.

• The stab wound on one of the dudes @ 2:05….Check.
• Gold and silver lamé dress with matching lips....Check
• The dope dealer dining room set....Check
• The Cheetos they’re enjoying with the 4Loko....Check

It’s just all WAY too much. It’s just all WAY too much. But hey, on the bright side, her vagina be yankin'. 

I need this house in my life.

#Architectural #Perfection

The Russian Hill Residence

San Francisco, California

This never gets old.

Jamie Foxx is a fool! He went in on Terrence Howard for 4 minutes and 21 seconds. 

I'll take two in my bedroom, please.

What you gonna do when I'm perfect for you?

90 square feet? GTFOH.

Manhattan is great and all, but it's NEVER this serious...

I bought a new toy today.

Continuing to use my old DVD player connected to my TV via component cables is a lot like driving a Maserati in 2nd gear every day. Both are blasphemous offenses.

I've had my eye on this Blu-ray player for a couple months now, so I decided to buy it. Truth be told, I'm not really a "buy a ton of DVDs" kind of guy. I'm a "find a movie torrent, download it, put the file on a USB and plug it into the TV" kind of guy. I'm much more excited about its ability to access Samsung apps (i.e. Twitter, Facebook, Hulu Plus, Netflix, Vimeo, etc.) through my TV than I am about the actual Blu-ray player.

Here's a video explaining Samsung Apps.

"Fallingwater"

Frank Lloyd Wright's "Fallingwater" is an American architectural gem. It's located about 50 miles outside of Pittsburgh. I need to see this in person before I die.

http://www.fallingwater.org/

What I'm Listening To This Week

I think I want the HTC EVO 3D.

 

I have the EVO 4G now.  I've been trying to avoid thinking about upgrading to the new EVO 3D. I'm a technology whore, so I'll probably be upgrading as soon as it comes out.

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SPECS:

• 1.2 GHz Qualcomm Snapdragon dual-core processor
• 4.3-inch 3D QHD capacitive display (960 x 540)
• Standard removable 1730 mAh Lithium-ion battery
• Android 2.3 (Gingerbread) and the latest version of HTC Sense
• 3.5mm stereo headset jack
• Built-in Wi-Fi: 802.11 b/g/n
• 4GB Internal memory/1GB RAM
• Expandable memory: 8GB microSD card included; supports up to 32GB
• Dual 5 megapixel cameras to capture 3D video and images and a 1.3MP front-facing camera

PRODUCTIVITY:

• Industry-leading 4.3-inch 3D QHD display with pinch-to-zoom and tactile feedback3G/4G capability
• 1.2 GHz Qualcomm Snapdragon dual-core processor
• World-class HTML browser – bandwidth and quality that rival that of netbooks
• Android 2.3 (Gingerbread) and the latest version of HTC Sense, an acclaimed user experience, which includes Friend Stream to integrate Facebook, Twitter and more into a single flow of updates
• Simultaneous voice and data capability in 4G and Wi-Fi coverage areas, enabling Web surfing and more while talking
• GoogleTM mobile services, including Google SearchTM, Google MapsTM, Google TalkTM, GmailTM, YouTubeTM , and syncs with Google CalendarTM, as well as access to Google Goggles™ to search with pictures instead of words
• 3G/4G Mobile Hotspot capability supporting up to eight Wi-Fi enabled devices simultaneously
• Android Market™ for access to more than 150,000 useful applications, widgets and games available for download to customize the experience

ENTERTAINMENT:

• Download, edit and share HD-quality content directly from the device
• Dual 5 megapixel cameras, to capture 3D video and images and a 1.3MP front-facing camera, that together open up a new frontier for user generated content, social networking and streaming video
• Access to 3D version of Blockbuster OnDemand app with access to 2D and 3D movies, TV shows and games for rent or purchase and download
• Video chat service available as an upgrade to the pre-loaded Qik app to enable conversational, interactive, real-time sharing between mobile devices or from mobile-to-desktop
• Capture video in HD quality, 2D at 1080p and 3D at 720p
• Output HD content to a compatible TV using HDMI or DLNA
• Sprint applications including Sprint Zone, Sprint TV & Movies®, Sprint Football Live, Sprint Navigation and NASCAR Sprint Cup Mobile
• Stereo Bluetooth®

Easily one of the best rap albums ever. Definitely in my all-time top-5.