That loud thud you just heard was my cold, dead body falling to ground. I just can't.

Her fat ass + that raucous ass crowd that is definitely laughing at her, not with her + the faces those white people were making at the beginning + what happens at 0:50 = too much foolywang for me to take tonight.

This is disgusting.

Burger King always does the absolute most with its value meals. First, I was disgusted by their triple stack burger a/k/a "heart attack on a bun." Now, they've got a 7-inch burger on a sub roll with fried onions on top of it.

Please excuse me while I purge.

Anyway, it's no wonder Americans are such fat asses. Who needs this much fast food in one sitting? An American fatty, that's who.

And LOL @ a sub being marketed as a phallic symbol.